Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Joke of the Day....

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip,
and was horrified to
find her husband in bed with a young, lovely

Just as she was about to storm out of the house,
her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this
all came about. Driving home, I saw this young
girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.

She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed
her some of the roast you had forgotten about in
the refrigerator.

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of
your shoes you didn't wear because they were
out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new
birthday sweater you never wore even once
because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were
worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you
don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to
leave the house, she paused and asked,

'Is there
anything else that your wife doesn't use
"And so, here we are!"