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Monday, April 29, 2013

Joke of the Day..... heh

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and 
she told her grandmother about it. 
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young 
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that." 
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going 
to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him
do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the
old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

6 comments:

  1. ROFLOL..
    I'm gonna send that to me wife...
    I think she'll enjoy it. Well, the imagery...

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  2. DT2 where are you this morning?
    No coffee, no jokes, no nekkid pantiles women...
    We miss you, come back...
    Hope you are well and have had enough coffee so far this morning.
    ;-)

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    1. Im here wb, was running late for work and all lol. I'm working on your lady post now :)

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