A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
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ReplyDeleteThanks, now I need to clean up the water that shot out my nose............
ReplyDeleteAt least it made you laugh :) that's a good thing taminator..
DeleteTaminator just had water. I just shot white wine through my nose. Poor puppy dog.
ReplyDeleteHeh! Sorry Angel I'm sure that burned... Joke of the day should come with a caution, Read with nothing in your mouth lol.
DeleteI had to steal this and send it to all the guys at work this morning. Needless to say, there are a lot of coffee stained papers on the desks.
DeleteAngel - Girls aren't supposed to enjoy this kind of humor. Are you really a guy and that beautiful picture is really someone else? I guess it's probably really you, because they can't put anything that's not true on the internet.....
And say hello to the "girls" for me.
Heh! I'm really glad I was able to help :)
DeleteReminds me of the first time I had sex too. i was terrefied. I was all alone.
ReplyDeleteLOL :)
DeleteSorry to hear that Cranky. At least I had Marilyn Monroe with me for my first time.....
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