Friday, August 23, 2013

Joke of the Day....!!!! LMAO (DIRTY)

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, 
created a pussy to their design. 
First was a butcher, 
with smart wit, 
using a knife, 
he gave it a slit, 
Second was a carpenter, 
strong and bold, 
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

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