Doubletroubletwo

Doubletroubletwo

Monday, May 6, 2013

Joke of the Day ... heh ;)

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

2 comments:

  1. Haha.
    Highly unlikely that you are going to get some of that kind of action after a stunt like that!

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  2. Milo MindbenderMay 7, 2013 at 7:57 AM

    I think you forgot to mention that when the mask was removed it was her boyfriend holding the gun. If you have to pull a gun for head, maybe its a hygeine issue on your part?

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