Joke of the Day.... heh :)

A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down

holding his penis. 

A young nurse says " Why are you doing that?"

He replies, " It died today. "

  

"Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied

  

The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again. 

The same nurse says, " I thought it died yesterday."

The man replies, " It did. Today is the viewing"