A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked, "How often should you have it?"
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells, 'Fuck you', and I holler back, 'Fuck you too.' "
Was this aimed at Cranky John?
ReplyDeleteIf not I will comment but I don't want to butt in. :)
Millwright comment away :) it wasn't for anyone!
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ReplyDeleteAhhh, things to be looking forward to as we get older, oral sex...
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That is an accurate description of the first three stages of sex. The fourth stage is called the "Social Security Stage"
ReplyDeleteIt really isn't enough to get by on but its all you're going to get for the month.
I am in stage 4 at this time only because there isn't a stage 5 defined yet.