Those damn cats are all over the place, not in the house though, I won't let the Missus bring them in, because all of those felines are feral cats. They try to get in but me and my failthful hound try to keep them at bay, but its getting harder because the Missus won't STOP FEEDING them. I think she does it just to piss me off. They piss and crap all over my truck, crawl up in the engine compartment and cause just general mayhem and destruction. And to make things worse, I have a freakin RACOON trying to horn in on my territory now as well. I would not be surprised if the Missus is feeding that demon as well. Where is Wirecutter when you need him?
Those damn cats are all over the place, not in the house though, I won't let the Missus bring them in, because all of those felines are feral cats. They try to get in but me and my failthful hound try to keep them at bay, but its getting harder because the Missus won't STOP FEEDING them. I think she does it just to piss me off. They piss and crap all over my truck, crawl up in the engine compartment and cause just general mayhem and destruction. And to make things worse, I have a freakin RACOON trying to horn in on my territory now as well. I would not be surprised if the Missus is feeding that demon as well. Where is Wirecutter when you need him?
ReplyDeleteWait until the raccoon mates with the cats.
DeleteAwww I bet they would look pretty cute :)
DeleteDamn cats! A scourge I say a scourge!!
ReplyDeleteCome on CJ, once you let them in you'll love em........;)
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